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Hi I'm Katareena and I suck at filling out "about me's"

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hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY. Signal boost YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING 911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND. yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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  • doctor: are you sexually active
  • me: i'm not even physically active

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niknak79: I lost my car keys

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thatrelatableblog: Want more personal/relatable?

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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

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forgottenwinterfrost: this is the best one go home

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